Mmm... Cake batter. With cake pieces and Fruity Pebbles.
[He nods decisively, then pauses.]
Ah-- Do you want me to pay for yours, or--?
[He's remembering the sugar daddy comment from last time and already turning a little red. Maybe he shouldn't have offered... But he definitely has the money, so it seems rude not to?]
[Katsuki is absolutely not taking that 'I like that you threaten to kick my ass' comment seriously right now. Add that to the pile of things he'll think about later. But for now he's taking that as a joke and his own masochist comment is also one. Boy he sure doesn't know he's spot on with that...
But when no answer comes he looks questioningly at Yoosung.]
Still thinking about it?
[His order, he means. But that could easily be misunderstood.]
[Katsuki might not have taken that comment seriously but considering Yoosung had practically shouted it, there are undoubtedly other people in the place right now who are giving them funny looks. Not that Yoosung is paying attention to that either.
Oh, Yoosung absolutely mistakes what he's talking about because of course he does!!]
I... I didn't know there was a name for it... Is it that common...?
[Said by someone who just figured he was a hundred percent Abnormal this whole time, he looks simultaneously relieved, in awe, and embarrassed somehow.]
[...Yoosung is trying to have a legitimate conversation with him about this. He is trying to have a legitimate, serious conversation about masochism in a frozen yogurt place.
And okay that's clicking for him. He's terrible at figuring out emotions. But something like this? Yeah... the pieces are falling into place there. Yoosung sounds like a guy who has just discovered something about himself.
Katsuki stares at him, trying to decide how he feels about his part in this discovery. How should one feel about helping a friend discover a kink?]
I have no idea. Common enough to have a name.
[He doesn't really care what anyone thinks and he's made that very clear. But he thinks maybe Yoosung isn't considering their location right now and this was clearly no longer a joke?]
[Okay, first of all, Katsuki brought it up. Second of all, he didn't technically help him discover the kink! Just the name for it! Yoosung was already aware he enjoyed pain. (Not, like, all pain, for the record. Being gored by a triceratops still massively sucked, and you can quote him on that.)
He's right that Yoosung isn't considering their location, and Katsuki's question helps bring him back to where they actually physically are. However. He also thinks at first that Katsuki is suggesting something with that question that he's probably not actually suggesting.]
I... Wh... What... Why? What are you--? Go where...?
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Depends what kind of flavors and candy you like, or if you prefer fruit... Oh, you like Italian Ice! Sooo... Maybe Tiger's Blood?
[He leans over to point it out on Katsuki's menu.]
It's really nice for the summer! It's strawberry and watermelon and coconut. Plus has blood in the title. So the aggression might suit you~
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[The way one corner of his lips quirks up says he's aware that claim is utter bullshit.]
Alright. Tiger's blood it is. Toppings... maybe some kind of gummy candy. Sour. What are you getting?
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[He nods decisively, then pauses.]
Ah-- Do you want me to pay for yours, or--?
[He's remembering the sugar daddy comment from last time and already turning a little red. Maybe he shouldn't have offered... But he definitely has the money, so it seems rude not to?]
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[He has completely forgotten he made that comment. But he does raise an eyebrow when he looks up from the menu to see Yoosung blushing a bit.
???
What's that about?]
Did you think I invited you out to feed me?
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No~ B-but I guess that makes me the sugar baby today, huh?
[...he's making his own blush worse. Why is he doing this to himself?!]
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Is that why Yoosung is blushinng? Embarrassed because he was planning to make a sugar baby joke?
That's cute.
Makes Katsuki want to mess with him.]
So you're just interested in my money. And here I thought you liked me for my body and my winning personality.
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The Blushening 2: Revenge of the Blush.]
Um. O-or a lot of things, like how you care what happens to me, or how you help and save people--
[He's babbling the truth before he can think better of it, but maybe he can turn it back into a joke somehow?]
Ah, b-but definitely not your money! Um. Probably the way you always threaten to kick my ass!
[It's a joke but it's also true, god help him.]
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....okay.
He's just going to pretend he didn't hear the genuine shit then. Although Yoosung may soon wish he'd focused on that instead of the joke.]
So you're a masochist.
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What's a masochist?
[And yes, this is genuine. He has no idea what the term means.]
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You're not serious are you?
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[They are having this conversation. In a frozen yogurt shop.]
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[...wait...]
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[...wait for it...]
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[There we go.
His face is red. He's covering it with his hands as he drops his arms to the table.]
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I think I'm going bears for my sour gummy choice. Ready to order?
[Katsuki, meanwhile, after dropping said knowledge, has moved on.]
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Still, this is some sorta knowledge to have. Almost a relief to know there's... A name for that...
One hand still over his mouth, Yoosung nods, but doesn't say anything since he's still thinking about all of this.]
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But when no answer comes he looks questioningly at Yoosung.]
Still thinking about it?
[His order, he means. But that could easily be misunderstood.]
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Oh, Yoosung absolutely mistakes what he's talking about because of course he does!!]
I... I didn't know there was a name for it... Is it that common...?
[Said by someone who just figured he was a hundred percent Abnormal this whole time, he looks simultaneously relieved, in awe, and embarrassed somehow.]
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And okay that's clicking for him. He's terrible at figuring out emotions. But something like this? Yeah... the pieces are falling into place there. Yoosung sounds like a guy who has just discovered something about himself.
Katsuki stares at him, trying to decide how he feels about his part in this discovery. How should one feel about helping a friend discover a kink?]
I have no idea. Common enough to have a name.
[He doesn't really care what anyone thinks and he's made that very clear. But he thinks maybe Yoosung isn't considering their location right now and this was clearly no longer a joke?]
Want to get the frozen yogurt to go?
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He's right that Yoosung isn't considering their location, and Katsuki's question helps bring him back to where they actually physically are. However. He also thinks at first that Katsuki is suggesting something with that question that he's probably not actually suggesting.]
I... Wh... What... Why? What are you--? Go where...?
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